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Hey, My name is Devon and I mostly post doctor who, Teen Wolf, LOTR, and just funny shit. :)

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

posted 7 hours ago with 479,106 notes

jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

posted 7 hours ago with 281,854 notes

Princess Amalia of the Netherlands and Princess Aiko of Japan

Princess Amalia of the Netherlands and Princess Aiko of Japan

posted 7 hours ago with 31,439 notes

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

posted 7 hours ago with 198,575 notes
psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

posted 22 hours ago with 1,234 notes
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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

posted 22 hours ago with 345,743 notes

illkim:

Guy: *during sex* Who’s your daddy??

Me: 

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posted 22 hours ago with 1,151 notes
reblog if you’re single as fuck
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accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

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owlapin:

hay-needle:

Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in

posted 22 hours ago with 60,344 notes

burgerkid:

confusing myself like:

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iguanamouth:

he who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not start playing dnd as one - friedrice nicesheep

posted 22 hours ago with 117,701 notes

thatfunnyblog:

parents: you need a haircut

me: image

posted 22 hours ago with 41,526 notes